Here to waste your PATHETIC life!! (thanks stewart)
Tuesday, November 02, 2004
I Have the Power
That's right. I have the power! I voted. That's what the sticker on my beanie says. And I inked my choice for every single vote available. 'Cause I did my homework on all this. I hope you got a sticker, too. (By voting, not by stealing! I'm looking right at you, Bobby!)
I like reading just one more chapter before I fall asleep.
I like elephants and tigers because they don't give a damn.
I like hats of all shapes and sizes and I think that all men should go back to wearing fedoras.
I like acting suspicious at museums then watching the guards follow me from room to room.
I like bittersweet stories about the end of an era.
I like watching dirt sift through my fingers.
I like breathing in the crisp air of a cold, clear morning because it makes me feel renewed.
I like being a member of Mensa but I'm too frugal to pay the dues anymore.
I like lazy summer weekends at the ballpark because it's one of the last bastions of true Americana.
I like quiet songs about loneliness and loss.
I like inserting French phrases into my vocabulary just for that je ne sais quoi touch.
I like telling kids to "knock yourself out" then watching them run around in circles.
I like the smell of fresh bread at the end of a long day.
I like the word "hallelujah" and I think it might be the most wonderful word in the world.
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