Here to waste your PATHETIC life!! (thanks stewart)
Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse than when EA signed an exclusive NFL videogame contract, along comes news that they have also signed an exclusive deal with the AFL. You may remember that I joked about other companies having to resort to making arena football games -- now they can't even do that! This is like robbing a guy of all his money, then returning to take the shirt off his back, too. Amazing...
posted by @ 1:44 PM
I like reading just one more chapter before I fall asleep. I like elephants and tigers because they don't give a damn. I like hats of all shapes and sizes and I think that all men should go back to wearing fedoras. I like acting suspicious at museums then watching the guards follow me from room to room. I like bittersweet stories about the end of an era. I like watching dirt sift through my fingers. I like breathing in the crisp air of a cold, clear morning because it makes me feel renewed. I like being a member of Mensa but I'm too frugal to pay the dues anymore. I like lazy summer weekends at the ballpark because it's one of the last bastions of true Americana. I like quiet songs about loneliness and loss. I like inserting French phrases into my vocabulary just for that je ne sais quoi touch. I like telling kids to "knock yourself out" then watching them run around in circles. I like the smell of fresh bread at the end of a long day. I like the word "hallelujah" and I think it might be the most wonderful word in the world.
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