Here to waste your PATHETIC life!! (thanks stewart)
Okay, I've heard of pushy evangelism, but this takes the cake. Apparently, the Vatican's radio broadcasts were being transmitted via antennae so powerful that they've raised cancer rates in the surrounding area. The transmissions were so incredibly strong that residents could hear radio broadcasts through their domestic lamps.
posted by @ 10:45 PM
I like reading just one more chapter before I fall asleep. I like elephants and tigers because they don't give a damn. I like hats of all shapes and sizes and I think that all men should go back to wearing fedoras. I like acting suspicious at museums then watching the guards follow me from room to room. I like bittersweet stories about the end of an era. I like watching dirt sift through my fingers. I like breathing in the crisp air of a cold, clear morning because it makes me feel renewed. I like being a member of Mensa but I'm too frugal to pay the dues anymore. I like lazy summer weekends at the ballpark because it's one of the last bastions of true Americana. I like quiet songs about loneliness and loss. I like inserting French phrases into my vocabulary just for that je ne sais quoi touch. I like telling kids to "knock yourself out" then watching them run around in circles. I like the smell of fresh bread at the end of a long day. I like the word "hallelujah" and I think it might be the most wonderful word in the world.
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