Christmas Wishlist Update #2

I had to update my Christmas wishlist again. The previous postings were on Nov. 17 and Dec. 2. By the way, the point of posting this wishlist really isn't to encourage people to buy me Christmas presents. After all, I know that an overwhelming majority of people only buy presents for immediate family members. For most of you reading this blog, that means you're not obligated to buy me a damn thing. The wishlist is just here to give hints to anybody who was already planning to buy me something. And if anything, this wishlist shows me just how maddeningly voracious my consumer appetite is! So maybe it's better if you don't buy me anything... Or is it? Hey, I started three previous sentences with conjunctions! I need a grammar book for Christmas.


ELECTRONICS

• iPod , Zen Touch, Zen Xtra or a similar MP3 player (even a flash-based one would be nice)
• Cash to help me buy a 40" HDTV and a Radeon X800 graphics card

FASHION

• Magic Johnson jersey (L) Reebok Soul Swingman (received!)
• Yao Ming Shanghai Sharks jersey (L) (does this even exist?)
• Ichiro Suzuki jersey (M) customized replica (white or grey, you choose)
• Nice set of pajamas (M)
• Neighborhoodies gift certificate so I can make a RAPSODIST hoody

ENTERTAINMENT

• Xbox with Halo 2
• The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King - Special Extended Edition (Collector's Gift Set)
  
• Metroid Prime 2: Echoes (received!)
• Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater (received!)
• Jak 3 (received!)
• Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal (received!)

MUSIC

• U2 - How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb: Collector's Edition
• MF Doom - Operation Doomsday (someone's got to find me this out-of-print album)
• Gwen Stefani - Love.Angel.Music.Baby: Limited Edition Deluxe Version
• King Geedorah - Take Me to Your Leader
• Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds albums, specifically The Boatman's Call, No More Shall We Part, Tender Prey, and/or Abattoir Blues/Lyre of Orpheus
• Eric Clapton - 461 Ocean Boulevard: DTS Edition
• Handsome Boy Modeling School - White People

READING

• Bible (NKJV) 'cause mine is all torn up
• Maus: A Survivor's Tale I & II
• The Godfather Returns
  
• Yao: A Life in Two Worlds
• URB subscription

MISCELLANEOUS

• Conair Total Grooming System or any good rechargeable multipurpose shaver/trimmer
• Guitar (acoustic or electric, doesn't matter)
  
• U2 concert ticket (not on sale until next year)
• Hulk Hands
  
• Something good and cheap that's not on this wishlist that you thought of all by yourself